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POST SOME FUCKING NARWHALS
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The product of the unholy union of a dolphin (known rapists) and a unicorn, the Narwhal is but the latest of god's creatures to be rendered entertaining by the judicious application of the Impact font.

The mighty Narwhal, known to be a creature of Satan (there are no Narwhals in the Bible - do feel free to check), is featured on the Nunavut coat of arms, and is thought to have been one of the sacred pets of Evil Knievel, who would ride the beasts into battle, clutching at his penis and screaming Alanis Morissette lyrics.

Rules of Engagement:

1) Obtain picture of Narwhal.
2) Add text in the Impact font.
3) Upload image and post.
4) Victory.

Anything deemed not funny enough to make the mod (deathboy) laugh may suffer scorn, or in extreme cases, deletion / bans / death by Narwhal.

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